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What type of a boat do you see yourself in?

-Well, I'm not sure. But I do Know that I need to be out in the open sea.

Well, you gotta ask yourself some questions. Do you like speed? Do you like to hear the roar of an engine? Do you want to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible? If that turns you on, then you want a powerboat.

- Okay, that's it. That's it. Power. That's me. Yes.

Well, that's one way to go. But maybe you want to slow down. You know, listen to the wind and the water. Have sunrise and sunset as your only clock. Know that you could go around the world on less than a tank of gas. Now, if that sounds good to you, then maybe you're sailors. This is not a hobby. This ..it's a lifestyle.

-wife: Well, now that is passion!
What has happened to you?

- What has happened to me?

-wife: I want to feel the wind.

- I do not want to feel...I want to make the wind, okay? Look...

-wife: Make the wind?

-Yeah. I'm not a sailor.

-wife: You don't make wind sitting in a boat in a dock.

-I'm a power guy. Power. Like "power boat."

- wife: You are a power guy?

- I want to feel that beneath...

- wife: Guys who drink Kahlua and cream are not power guys, honey.


I need to buy a gun. How much is this big gun here?......
How much are the bullets for this?

-There're 15 bucks for a box of 25.

Okay, I don't need a whole box. I just need...one.

-You know. I get sad sometimes, too.So many pressures in life, you know?

Oh, no. I am not suicidal. I just have a problem with a mockingbird.

- Okay, you can't kill a mockingbird.

Why not?

- I'm not gonna sell you this gun. Mockingbirds are protected under the Federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Killing one is a crime.

Look, this is insane. I have rights, too, you know. Or maybe you haven't heard of the sixth Amendment!

- The right to a speedy and public trial?

You. You're on my list, Jim
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I don't sleep much.
- Really? Me either. Just have too much stuff going on in my head. Is that the same thing?
No. No. I want to sleep, but I can't, because there's a bird outside my window, and all night long it chirps, and it chirps, and it chirps, and it's annoying, and I can't get it to shut up!
-I have a BB gun.
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Did you get my message today?
Oh, No. You know what, I had my phone turned off.

Personally, I like Zooey Deschanel. Especially, the way she talks and .
Very unique.


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So your parents gave her money.
My grandparents give my baby-sitter money and I still like her.

- Well, good for you, Captain. Hey, can we talk about something else?

Fine. The 32 is nice. But I thunk see myself more in a 37. What do you think?
-Don't buy a boat, dude.
I love boats.
-No, you don't love boats. You love the idea of a boat. But the reality is, they just a drain on your time, your wallet, and your emotions. And in the end, she will break your heart. You see, because no matter how much you care for her, she's got no feelings for you. I mean, look at her, she's a boat. She's wood. So forget buying a boat. You want to feel pain? You're better off slamming your hand in a car door.